AISubs v3.7
Hello! We are Pachapachapachap!
I'm Hideyagari, I'm Hagumi, and I'm Toshifuto!
I'm Mizumizumira!
Have you ever had an accident in Egypt?
(Laughing)
- No. - Never.
What do you think you need most when you have an accident in the desert?
- Water. - Water.
- I think it's water. - Yeah.
- A mirror! - Huh?
- No, it's a mirror. - Why is that?
- You can put it in a helicopter like this. - What?
- Get out of the screen! - What?
Wait, that's not it! I didn't mean to say that!
- Can you do it one more time? - What?
- I was trying to say that it's dynamic vision. - That's not it at all!
- Huh? What do you mean? - Why is there a difference between a dynamic vision and a mirror?
I used to ask people why mirrors were correct.
And when I was about to say dynamic vision, I said correct mirrors.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- But are mirrors really correct? - Oh, so you just got a rough idea of what a mirror is.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - Oh, so you just got a rough idea of what a mirror is.
- So you got a rough idea of what a mirror is... - Yeah, yeah.
- Can you say hello again from the mirror? - Oh, hello? That's a long one.
So everyone, what do you think is the most important thing in the desert?
- Isn't it water? - Isn't it water?
- No, it's dynamic vision. - Dynamic vision?
- Dynamic visual acuity. - Which one is it?
- Dynamic visual acuity. - Dynamic visual acuity.
- So you don't need dynamic visual acuity? - I don't really need dynamic visual acuity.
- You don't really need it? - If, on the other side of the desert,
a bird suddenly flies past you,
and you don't miss it, and you think, "Oh, it's a bird,"
- you just go like... - No, no, no.
- You don't have to go that far! - You don't have to go that far!
- You don't even need dynamic visual acuity. - Then you need dynamic visual acuity.
- Can I say it again? - No, you can't!
- I've prepared a question for you. - You don't need it, do you?
- It's called "Is this food a fake food sample or not?" - You're saying it's a fake food sample, aren't you?
- I brought a fake food sample and a lot of real food samples. - Oh, I see.
- A fake food sample is really a fake food sample, as you can see. - Yeah.
- I'm going to take that sample and... - Huh?
- I'm going to take that sample and... - Huh?!
- Huh?!
- What? - Huh?!
You said "Huh?!"
- The first question is about the identity of whether it's a fake or real sample. - Okay.
If it's a fake, you get another point.
Wow...
It's like a punishment game. You want me to do it?
We don't want you to do it.
- It's the basic principle - We really don't want you to do it.
that you want us to do it.
It's impossible to be a punishment game from a food sample.
That's true.
I see.
The worst ones will be punished...
because their entry was in the desert.
They'll go to the Port of Tottori and run around three times.
- What?! - Guys, what?!
- It's not "chocoliple". - What's "chocoliple"?
It's a sample.
- Oh, I see! - I see!
- I get it now! - You guys are crazy!
- You're crazy! - You're crazy!
Before we let you go, go to Heartland.
Oh, you're right!
This might be a battle of nerves.
If you've earned more than 9 points, I'll go.
- Oh... - You've got 9 points already?!
- You're not showing up! - You're not showing up!
- I see. - You've got 9 points.
- We don't have much time. - Let's hurry up and go.
- Let's hurry up and go.
I thought it might be this project, so I looked away.
You know the room with only cardboard over there?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- That room was messed up. - Yeah, it was.
Like, "I picked up some junk."
It was all messed up.
You know the yellow sandal Yumemura bought the other day?
Half of that green version was missing.
- So, the fake cabbage is... - It's a waste of money.
- This information is big. - It's big.
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
So, we're on question one now.
- So, we'll say the name of the food. - Oh!
- We'll say it and see if it's real or fake. - Okay.
I wonder if we should do it like this from the beginning...
- It's moving right now, so... - Yeah.
- It's moving! - What food did you get us to say?
- Sea bass. - Oh, I see!
- Okay. - Okay.
- Here we go. Question one starts now. - Okay!
- Okay, open your eyes! Go ahead! - One, two...
One...
- I don't know! - No, you don't know, you don't know at all.
- I imagined it from a different angle. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
- Caesar salad doesn't look like this, does it? - That's why it's not real, first of all, you know?
- No, it's not. - It's pressed down, this side is tiger.
- No, it's not Caesar salad pressed down, it's not Caesar salad, so it's got Caesar dressing on it, and it's got tomato sauce on it, so you can't turn it sideways.
- I couldn't see the dressing. - According to the information you gave me earlier...
- That's right. - That's right.
- How should I answer this? - Let's say "kiosk".
- "Kiosk"? - "Kiosk"?
- Maybe we should say it at the same time? - Let's say "kiosk" at the same time, then.
- "Kiosk" at the same time!? - "Kiosk" at the same time!?
- Let's say "kiosk" at the same time, then. - Okay.
- One, two... - Okay!
- How should we answer this? - Let's say it at the same time.
- First, is it real or fake? - Yes.
- Okay, one, two... - It's fake!
- Let's say it at the same time, then. - One, two...
- Sandals! - Slippers!
- They're the same. - They're sandals, sandals, slippers, so...
- It's probably green, like you said. - Yeah, yeah.
- What do you think? - Both of you are correct!
- Yay! - Wow!
- He's too honest!
- You can't make either of us fall for it!
- No, I just happened to see it earlier.
- What!? - The one that fell in.
- Clean up that room! The one that got cut died over there!
- Wait a minute!
- You might not know it! - Yeah, if you say "mmm" you might know it!
- You all had a point earlier.
- Nimo!
- It's "dai", "dai"!
- Okay...
- It's moving. - It's moving, right?
- Candy. - Yes.
- It's a hot dog.
- It's easy to move. - It's easy to move even if it's real.
- Okay, then...
- Open your eyes! - One, two...
- Ey!
- Damn it! - You can't see it at all!
- You can't see it at all!
- Wait a minute...
- Half of the song is Shibayu's face, right?
- Yeah...
- I was so focused that I moved my black eyes like this...
- But Shibayu's head went "pang"!
- Your face is burned up... - Yeah, my face is burned up...
- Shut up! - Why!?
- I didn't know that Shibayu's face would go "pang"! - That's not it!
- Okay, shall we say it together? - Okay.
- "Nise owa hon wo". - One, two...
- Yes! - Oh, I see!
- Why did you make me do all of this!? - "Nise owa"!
- Oh!
- A pencil case and red mascara.
- The bread part is... - The bread part is really different from the bread part when you put foundation on it.
- It's a little different in shape. - Yeah.
- A cushion that you can buy at a video store. - A cushion that you can buy at a store.
- And... - An orange pen.
- So, is "nise owa" the real one? - Yes.
- "Nise owa" is correct! - Oh!
- "Nise owa" is correct! - Yes.
- And we'll look at the material separately. - Here it is!
- Huh!? - Oh!?
- Huh!? - Huh!?
- Cork and... - Something with bad power!
- Wait, where did you get this used cork from? - Huh!?
- I brought it. - Huh!? Is there such a thing!?
- I'm surprised you could see this from so far away! - Hahaha!
- This is amazing! - Okay, everyone, there's more!
- Hahaha! - It's crazy! - It's crazy!
- Hahaha!
- Okay, we're done! - Okay!
- The third item is... - This item is...
- Corn! - Corn!?
- Shhh!
- Again!
- This voice is moving!
- Ready and... - Ready and...
- Hey! - Hey!
- Ahhhh! - It's all moving!
- It's too noisy! - It's all moving!
- I can't tell what's small! - Yeah.
- This is hard! - But I think I got it.
- Okay. - Ready and...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Fake! - Fake!
- It's like you're rolling up a yellow tie and doing it like this. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's like you're rolling up a yellow tape like this.
- It's like you're rolling up a Pikachu like this. - Huh!?
- It was a little more yellow. - It's like you're rolling up a yellow tape like this.
- It was yellow.
- Okay, so this item... - Yes.
- Is it fake or real? - It's crazy.
- It's crazy and it's here for now. - Yeah.
- It's real! - What!?
- Oh no! - We're done for!
- Don't bring the real one! - No, we have it! - We don't need it!
- It doesn't matter if it's fake or real. - It's a waste of time. - Hey!
- It's fake! - It's fake!
- Excuse me, we're ready. - Ready, set...
- It's fake. - Here it is! - It's hard. - It's hard.
- Ready, set... - What is it? - What is it? - I saw it! - Almost!
- Is it real or fake? - Yes. - Ready, set... - Yes.
- Almost! - I'm so annoyed! - Fake one!
- Like a transport bus, you can mix it and put it on the floor. - I see.
- It's the back of the black bus. - A black piggy bank. - I saw the nose too.
- The correct answer is... - Fake one! - The correct answer is... - It's here!
- The earth! - The earth! - Pigment! - Pigment!
It's Toshimitsu!
I had that one too!
Toshimitsu got 0.5 points for this one!
I got this one too!
Wait a minute...
Here I go...
Ohagi...
You bastard!
It's fine, right?
It's a food sample problem.
It didn't have anything to do with food samples.
It said "what is that?"
The first one was "what is that?"
The second one was "what is that?"
The next one is the last one.
Toshimitsu, you have this one, right?
A fake umbrella and something else.
It said "what is that?"
If you get what it's made of and what kind of food it is, Toshimitsu wins.
Toshimitsu wins!
It's decided!
Now...
Raise your eyes!
One, two...
- Oh no... - Oh no, oh no...
- Oh no, oh no! - Close your eyes!
Now, one more time! Raise your eyes! One, two...
- Whoa! - Oh no! It's cold!
- What was that?! - That was super weird.
- This is food! - It was a napkin from South America...
- Right?! It was a napkin from South America! - What's that thing you use in South America...
- ...you put it in your mouth and hit the clock? - Huh? Wait...
- This is it! - Yay!
- I did it! - What? Really?
I might know this one!
- Did you guess it? - I guessed it!
- Ready and... - It's a fake!
- What did you make it with? - Rice...
- "Why" and "seeds"! - "Why" and "seeds"!
- The other one is... - Cracker!
- Do you say something in order? - What did you make it with?
- I made it with rainbow cheese... - Oh! It's the same!
- Really? - It's the same!
- "Beyond" is also the same! - Oh! It's the same!
- It's totally the same for me! - It's the same for me!
- I see! - I'm often told that!
- It's definitely the same for me! - It's definitely the same for me!
- Ready and... - Overkill! Overkill!
- Again... - It's a fake!
- Oh! - That's it! That's it!
- That's enough! - Let's see the material!
- Here it is! - Wow!
- It's perfect! - It's totally Jamaican style!
- What is it? - I don't want to use it!
- It's too funny! - It's terrible!
- The material name is correct! - What did you make it with?
- It's... - "Newly-released"!
- "Newly-released"!
- It's "orange and roast"! - It's "orange and roast"!
- What's "fly"? - "Fly"? It doesn't make sense!
- It doesn't make sense! - Wait, wait, wait!
- It doesn't make sense! - Shut up!
- It's so frustrating! I thought you understood it!
- Well done! - Well done!
- What's the point? - I think the urban density is 9.5.
- It's more than 9.
- If you say "you did it", it's... - No, you're more than a meter.
- I think it's more than that.
- I think it's about 80. - Do you think so?
- If you say "you did it" three times in a penalty game... - No, Ilya, don't do it!
- Ilya, you do it. - Ilya, don't do it!
- What? Was it that bad? - If you say "you did it" three times in a penalty game, I think you'll think "oh, I screwed up".
- Please take that feeling seriously and make a mistake. - I screwed up?
- Hey, do you want me to tell you? - I hope you don't get lost in the desert and end up like this.
- I hope you don't get lost in the desert and end up like this.